{"id":2107,"date":"2010-10-20T17:05:07","date_gmt":"2010-10-20T21:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lwlworldwide.com\/blog\/?p=2107"},"modified":"2010-10-24T16:20:42","modified_gmt":"2010-10-24T20:20:42","slug":"i-never-met-a-pillow-ive-ever-liked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lwlworldwide.com\/blog\/i-never-met-a-pillow-ive-ever-liked\/","title":{"rendered":"I Never Met a Pillow I’ve Ever Liked!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Winners To Be Announced On: Wednesday, Oct 27th<\/span><\/h3>\n

If you participated in the Pillow Talk, via the comments section of this post, you may be chosen as a winner. We’ll make the announcement via email via the date shown above.<\/p>\n

[ Start of Post ]<\/span><\/p>\n

The relationship starts off beautifully — I’m fascinated by its potential and it’s just waiting to be cuddled (damn, I am actually\u00a0okay with using that word now).<\/p>\n

Then, the more time, attention, and relaxing commitment I try giving my new-found friend, the more it backs away.<\/p>\n

“Come on already, I’m not 22 anymore… and… I’m not chasing your ass!\u00a0If you can’t handle\u00a0my deep meaningful\u00a0love, I’ll buy one who can.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, but that threat always turns out hollow, ’cause my white once-fluffy friend knows better.\u00a0 Or at least she believes — in her own self-adoring mind — that nobody can support and caress me the way she does.<\/p>\n

Well, being the stubborn, possibility-thinking guy I am, I go out and search for something better<\/span><\/em> anyway.<\/p>\n

But, regardless of how much more eye-candy friendly the next one may be, the cycle of fascination-to-repulsion just starts all over again.<\/p>\n

And that is the raw truth laid out, in transparent fashion.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Between a tweaked neck and tossing and turning, my blame is always on the pillow.<\/p>\n

So, here’s my proposition<\/em><\/strong>:<\/p>\n

If you’ll leave me a REPLY\u00a0( bottom of this post) and tell me\u00a0 about your own love-hate scenarios with pillows of the past, and give\u00a0 me some insight into the solution (if any) you came up with, you’ll be put in a prize pot.<\/p>\n

I’ll pick up to 5<\/em> of the best comments and those folks (it could be you) will get a free annual membership to our ‘Wealth Vault’ <\/a>— a private investments research club that\u00a0currently\u00a0retails at $147\/year.<\/p>\n

And, if you do have a link or resource to help me solve my desire to find a pillow I can finally have\u00a0a long-term, mutually-valuable relationship with, here’s a few things to know first:<\/p>\n

#1)<\/strong>\u00a0 Don’t suggest buckwheat. Already tried\u00a0it and rejected\u00a0it within a week… which was fine with Heather, because she jacked it as a backup to her own, and says she gets deep, restful sleep with them. For me, it just felt like sleeping on a rock.<\/p>\n

#2)<\/strong> Forget about memory foam (pun intended)! All it remembers to do is retain my body heat and keep me hotheaded all night (and\u00a0according to Heather, I’m hotheaded enough as it is) \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

So go ahead and hit me with your best shot… the pillow fight has now begun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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